re: So I missed the LSU - A&M game... Can someone fill me in on all the big details?

They played the game, plus 3/4 of the next one. Looked like a Big12 game. Porous defense on both sides. Refs were paid by the REC to keep LSU out of the Sugar Bowl according to Carville. Jimbo then gave his nephew $5 to hit an old LSU guy in the chest who has Parkinson's. This caused a verbal cripple fight between several supposed adults on the sideline, one of which is the former Auburn and LSU backs coach, D. Craig. Afterwards, several of the Aggies had a slip and slide outside the stadium using a piece of construction plastic and a quart of Astrolube, in order to celebrate the epic victory. An LSU fan then wrote a letter to the heads of all the networks, as well as probably the FBI, CIA and MI6, in order to out the redneck ways of the SEC officiating crew.
Other than that, it was a pretty typical day down south.