re: Will never understand why LSU decided to poke the bear for two weeks

Great job OP. What a beautiful piece of writing. Its not like the normal post on SECR,-- grammatically incorrect and replete with misspelled and mis-used words. No, your post is literature. Fiction, but literature nonetheless.

By the way, that Martian looking guy, James Carville, was 100% correct about you cheating bastards.