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Alabama fans murder sea turtles.

Posted on 7/15/18 at 1:58 pm
Posted by HouseofWaffles
Member since Nov 2014
4659 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 1:58 pm
Posted by GIbson05
Member since Feb 2009
4308 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 2:01 pm to
The sea turtles should have know better to pay athletes to play for Auburn just so they could beat Bama.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 2:02 pm to
Is there no depths that their POS-dom won't sink to?

Worst sports fanbase on the entire planet, and it's not even close.
This post was edited on 7/15/18 at 2:03 pm
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
25623 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 2:02 pm to
Your school has captured a majestic eagle so rednecks can yell at it for 7 Saturdays a year
Posted by HouseofWaffles
Member since Nov 2014
4659 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 2:05 pm to
By captured, you must mean rescued and rehabilitated beautiful raptors that wouldn't survive in the wild.

Enjoy your turtle stew.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
25623 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 2:08 pm to
I know getting exercise 7 times a year is ok for most Auburn fans but most living creatures need more
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 2:10 pm to
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By captured, you must mean rescued and rehabilitated beautiful raptors that wouldn't survive in the wild


And didn't Bama pretty much murder an elephant that they tried to keep as a mascot in the 50s?
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
20307 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 2:11 pm to
quote:

you must mean rescued and rehabilitated beautiful raptors that wouldn't survive in the wild
It may not survive on the plains.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
25623 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 2:12 pm to
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Give our majestic national bird one semester a Auburn and look what happens. Shaking my head
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 2:13 pm to
frick people that leave their shite on the beach

Dumb, lazy PsOS, the lot of em
Posted by HouseofWaffles
Member since Nov 2014
4659 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 2:15 pm to
Why are y'all deflecting? No comments on your murderous fanbase? Kill turtles at the beach, each other after a loss...
Posted by HouseofWaffles
Member since Nov 2014
4659 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 2:17 pm to
Agreed. From Pensacola, Blues weekend and Memorial are the worst.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
25623 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

Kill turtles at the beach, each other after a loss...


Don’t forget your trees
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
17985 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 2:19 pm to
Posted by SAINTS0321
Member since Jan 2016
3963 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 2:25 pm to
That's a sign!!!
Posted by SAINTS0321
Member since Jan 2016
3963 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 2:26 pm to
Yes..bama will strangle to death the opponent in the cfb playoff game in Miami Florida
Posted by HouseofWaffles
Member since Nov 2014
4659 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 3:11 pm to
Y'all playing the Green Turtles?
Posted by CockCommander
Haha
Member since Feb 2014
2897 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 3:18 pm to
It was for a worthy cause. Turtle soup is so good
Posted by HouseofWaffles
Member since Nov 2014
4659 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 5:02 pm to
Mods moved this to the OT?

I guess exposing the murderous tendencies of an SEC fanbase isn't worthy of the rant.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
76570 posts
Posted on 7/15/18 at 5:35 pm to
This has frick all to do with sports.

Change my mind.
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