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re: Share a terrible LSU fan story
Posted on 6/1/18 at 5:48 pm to CBandits82
Posted on 6/1/18 at 5:48 pm to CBandits82
After the Eli fall down game where our Lou Groza award winning kicker missed two chip shots that would have likely tied or won it for our 7-1 SEC record team, I walked up on a college age LSU kid taking a shite on faculty row in some profs yard.
He was squatted, drunk and vulnerable to be kicked in the chest right in it. We made eye contact and it was like he was saying I am ashamed now, but my stomach be hurtin and please don't kick me over into my own shite.
It was deplorable, but his stomach be hurtin and he was a kid, so I didn't do it.
He was squatted, drunk and vulnerable to be kicked in the chest right in it. We made eye contact and it was like he was saying I am ashamed now, but my stomach be hurtin and please don't kick me over into my own shite.
It was deplorable, but his stomach be hurtin and he was a kid, so I didn't do it.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 6:51 pm to BurnsideStyle
Ole Miss fans have by far the best fake stories about trips to Baton Rouge. Their jealousy is palpable.
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