This ain’t Downton Abbey

Who needs a butler?

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The British style Butler is often in uniform and primarily charged with managing the household staff, reception of guests, serving of refreshments and meals, maintaining the fine silver and china, the valet of the employers clothing and various other duties. The Butler reflects a formal image. Generally duties would not include cooking and cleaning duties other than as trainer or fill in.

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Sounds pretty soft to me. Let’s get our redneck, arse whooping, proverbial balls to the walls going today Hogs.

‘‘Tis the best day the Lord hath made; the day my team plays in March Madness.





P.S. Mike should totally hire me for pregame speeches.