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re: Living in Memphis

Posted on 3/10/18 at 10:33 pm to
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25265 posts
Posted on 3/10/18 at 10:33 pm to
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Yeah, this is the equivalent of a 22 year old college graduate asking where to move in Texas, and someone’s answer is Brownsville or Odessa. fricking Marion, for frick’s sake. Maybe it’s a good place to hang yourself, but save for farming, that town is good for nothing.




I don't know. I currently live in Marion. I haven't lived here my whole life and I probably won't die here. But its a perfectly nice place to live and its closer to Memphis then most of Memphis.

I don't know why you have a bug up your butt about the area. I don't really want to know because... well... your personal life is your life dude and I don't want to hear the details. I hope it was consensual and if it wasn't I'm sorry about the Landshart jokes. I won't even make any 4th and 25 jokes regarding what happened to you.

I can say that I live here and its a decent small town that is very close to a major city. If you hate it, OK. More power to you.

If, however, you are looking to hang yourself... please don't do it in Marion. The traffic is good here and the police coming to cut your body down might screw that up for a little bit.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
110163 posts
Posted on 3/11/18 at 9:09 pm to
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I currently live in Marion.


Shocking. Of course you live in Marion, because no one who doesn’t live in Marion would ever recommend to move there. As the old saying goes “Misery loves company.”

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I can say that I live here and its a decent small town that is very close to a major city.


Ok, this might be an argument if you are married, 35, and looking for a place to settle down for a bit. But how many 22 year old bitches are walking around? How many bars are there? What great restaurants are within a 5 minute drive? How many midscale apartment complexes are there for a 22 year old to socialize. I’m going with either none or almost none on all of these. As far as making their way on the gene pool, that pond is shallow as frick for anyone in their early 20s.

It’s disingenuous to recommend a 22 year old straight out of college to move there. You’re leading them astray. You want a chick’s pussy to dry up who lives in the Memphis area, it quickly turns into the Sahara Desert as you drive across the bridge. I don’t care how skilled you are, it is an immediate cock block if you live in Marion. Unless you’ve sold yourself exceptionally well, all sorts of questions are coming into that chick’s head in the 15 minute drive to Marion.
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