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Posted on 1/21/18 at 8:10 pm to BowlJackson
[BowlJackson]
That's great Bowl. But, this isn't Dr. Phil.
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I have a confession, Ted. My own mother hates me. She dropped me on my head on purpose; over and over. She knew I couldn't get any dumber. But, my mother's skank arse tried her best to make me one dumb son of a bitch. She succeeded That is why I make shite threads and 'tard up the board with shitty threads. The truth, Ted, is that I am jealous of Bama. You guys are winners and all have massive cocks and I am just a bitch arse loser with a Tic-Tac ding-a-ling.
I'll also be a loser. Therefore I'll always be an Auburn fan...and weep silently to myself.
That's great Bowl. But, this isn't Dr. Phil.
This post was edited on 1/21/18 at 8:29 pm
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