re: What if we didn’t have conferences

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What if my aunt had a dick? I guess she’d be my uncle

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Correctly stated, for effect, the proper presentation would have been, "Well, what IF my Aunt Joan had a dick? I guess she'd be my Uncle John, huh?"

Emphasis on the IF with names included for effect. Joan easily translates into John but you could use Aunt Samantha and Uncle Sam or Aunt Carol and Uncle Carl, etc.

You missed a great opportunity to get your point across. I upvoted anyway ... you know, for your effort.