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Plus, I just don't trust scientists. I'm sorry, but there's too much grant money at stake. Too much pride. Too many egos. More than a few have been known to skew or interpret data a certain way to support a preferred conclusion. Faulty data means faulty conclusions.

I say this while full knowing that scientists actually developed the invention that permits me to share my idea here, as I take a sip of water cleaned with filters developed by scientists. I then ask my wife what time it is, to which she responds with an exact number which are determined with mathematical accuracy, thanks to Scientists. After I discuss just how little I like those egomaniacs, I get in my car (the engine was in fact designed by scientists) to drive to work, wherein I will no doubt eat food scientifically altered to be clean and sufficient. Fortunately, having lived in a world designed by scientists, I will not have died from hundreds of different illnesses thanks to the scientists who developed the vaccinations that eradicated most viruses that have an abnormally high kill rate -- and when I am sick, I can take various medicine that will of course, cure me over time.

Now I'm going to watch television, where, thankfully scientists have developed satellites so I can watch Honey Boo Boo Child act a fool.

Stupid scientists with their stupid big heads.

This post was edited on 1/5/18 at 6:42 pm