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re: Why do Bama athletes have terrible hair?

Posted on 12/12/17 at 8:08 am to
Posted by CleverUserName
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Posted on 12/12/17 at 8:08 am to
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The demographics of this thread: White. Mid 30s. $43,000/year Have never lived more than 40 miles from where you were born. Southern Baptist. Kids = Youngins. Wife got pregnant with first kid at 19. John Deere is a color.When you refer to your alma mater you say your high school's name. Favorite entree...chilli. Favorite breakfast...chilli. What you served at your wedding...fillet mignon (just kidding, chilli). Blood pressure 160 over 100. Vote republican but belong to a union. feel free to add


The demographic of this poster^^

White. Mid 30’s $43,000 per year.

Faux intellectual. Thinks that because he belongs to a certain political party he is better. Is a whiner. Has been told by his own mother to “man up”. Subsequently told mother she was sexist. Drives a shitbox car because he is saving the environment but still idolizes people who hug trees but live in mansions, fly private, and travel in large vehicles. Claims the current economy is crap while everyone else has made tens of thousands in the market. Claims to the “tolerant” and “accepting” while trying to speak down to other people. Twitter warrior in his bedroom. Stares at the ground in public. Thinks people paying rent in a downtown 500 sq ft apartment are better and smarter than people who are paying the same amount in a 2,500 sq ft. home while building equity. Gets red in the face when a CEO of a company that produces something is seen driving an Italian sports car. Thinks nothing of a union head who produces nothing that drives an Italian sports car. Holds a Starbucks cup just so.. even though it’s empty.. so people knows you made a poor buying decision.

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Posted by Pinche Cabron
TN
Member since Nov 2015
3639 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 8:19 am to
All of his clothes are two sizes too small. His pants are unisex. He wears a beanie even in the summer
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