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re: Auburn at 14, State at 16

Posted on 10/31/17 at 9:43 pm to
Posted by AshLSU
Member since Nov 2015
12868 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 9:43 pm to
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Auburn is undefeated against Troy. And our coach is only mildly retarded. Not licking windows and wiping trays at Arby's like yours.


No. but yours licks the windows at Waffle House.

When he orders soup, they bring out his water wings.

He has to have his helmet on to use utensils.

They automatically bring him 3 coloring books because they know he's just going to drool on the first two.

Even though he still orders from the kids menu they still tell him "what a big boy" he is.

He gets to park in the handicap spots.

When he sits down they swap out his little sweater vest for a Sesame Street bib.

They make the rest of your team eat on the bus because it's "bad advertising" to have the Auburn football team in your restaurant.
This post was edited on 10/31/17 at 9:46 pm
Posted by chappaslappa
Member since Feb 2010
1254 posts
Posted on 10/31/17 at 10:57 pm to
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No. but yours licks the windows at Waffle House


But Waffle House>>>>>> Arby's and there's no circular logic transitive property BS you can use to dispute that stone cold fact
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