re: Serious question: how did Ole Miss get known for having the finest girls in the SEC?

While Ole Miss is predominantly Mississippians, there are a large portion of Texans and Georgians (and a lot of people from Uptown Nola went their, I've noticed). These are usually from rich families with good genes (generations of trophy wife mothers) that weren't smart enough to get into their state schools, but still wanted the SEC college experience and OM had low enough standards to get in (and their families could afford to send them without a lot of scholarships). This helps balance out the whole Mississippi thing.

They can still go to Hell.