re: Alabama 5 stars by position

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Is AU like a rehab program? Tough love program?

Cult?

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That would be Bama. Y'all have hired/ taken intonthe program:

- Alcoholic fired for being drunk on the job: Check

- Failed head coaches: Check, many times over

- Coaches known for serial cheating on their spouses, including with coeds and coworkers: Check and Check

- Substance abusers from actual drug rehab: Check

- Robbers, muggers, assaulters, and all around violent criminal offenders: traditional annual Check

And the all time low. The thing that should honestly make you sick about your program if Bama and their fans weren't the true Cult

- Woman beaters: CHECK

People like any of the above snake their way into Auburn's program and they get their arse thrown out, and if it calls for it face their legal punishment as well.
Sorry that Auburn and our powers that be have actual morals and don't place winning a fricking game above human decent and the safety of the rest of the student body


But I'll give Bama credit for one thing. At least y'all haven't stooped to the all-time scummiest low (yet, y'all probably just haven't had the right chance yet, definitely wouldn't put it past you), that LSU has now pathetically and sickeningly stooped to twice now: taking in known rapists and using their pull to get two rapists off the hook legally with absolutely zero repercussions for their depraved actions