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re: When can Auburn be placed in the East?
Posted on 5/14/17 at 12:50 pm to Mister Tee
Posted on 5/14/17 at 12:50 pm to Mister Tee
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Alabama fans are garbage.
They win, time and time again....
yet put their ball-sacks on other human beings and kill whatever thing they come across after a loss.
You're an Auburn fan so you probably don't get it but-- and I've talked with LSU and UT fans who agree with this- its because they live in Alabama and likely didn't attend the school (or any other college)- what else do they have going for them-- it's a cautionary tale of what happens when you obsess way, way too much about any one thing.
Think of extreme Bama fans as the football equivalent of the 45 year old Trekkie in his Mom's basement who spends all his money on Ebay buying up unopened Kirk action figures from the Original run back in the 60s. You see it in other fanbases but it's a lot more prevalent with Gumps for whatever reason- team success, lack of other options, etc.
This post was edited on 5/14/17 at 12:55 pm
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Posted on 5/14/17 at 1:05 pm to montanagator
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montanagator
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You're an Auburn fan so you probably don't get it but-- and I've talked with LSU and UT fans who agree with this- its because they live in Alabama and likely didn't attend the school (or any other college)- what else do they have going for them-- it's a cautionary tale of what happens when you obsess way, way too much about any one thing.
Think of extreme Bama fans as the football equivalent of the 45 year old Trekkie in his Mom's basement who spends all his money on Ebay buying up unopened Kirk action figures from the Original run back in the 60s. You see it in other fanbases but it's a lot more prevalent with Gumps for whatever reason- team success, lack of other options, etc.
Translation - We hate em too little bro, they've beaten are arse 6 times in a row, tennessee 10 times in a row, corndogs 6 times in a row.
Posted on 5/14/17 at 1:14 pm to montanagator
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You see it in other fanbases but it's a lot more prevalent with Gumps for whatever reason- team success, lack of other options, etc.
Translation: "frick Saban and the Gumps. They made our GOAT player cry, ran off our best coach, and just blew us out in the SECCG. The midget is taking all of the state's best recruits and we are stuck with his ex-assistant Butterteeth."
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