re: OT- St Augustine Grass

Plot Idea: An SJW commie writer chick from Portland Oregon w/ a huge rack visits South Georgia to learn about "Trump Country" so she can write a smear piece about us for the Huffington Post. But....she gets caught in the middle of the pine straw war. And has a bunch of adventures. Including forming an unlikely alliance with a cantakerous but charming pine straw outlaw and he's also a black belt. And he saves her life a bunch of times and he wins her heart over time and her world view changes.

Also, the main villain lost his hand in a pinestraw bailing accident at a young age and has a pitch fork he attaches to the nub, for working straw and for fricking people up.