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Posted on 1/2/17 at 5:35 am
Posted on 1/2/17 at 5:35 am
I hope it is a good clean game today!
In the spirit of fun, I posted a few clean(ish) jokes.
Why do sooners smell so bad?
So the blind can hate them as well.
How do you find a crazy person in the crowd?
Yell Boomer
How do you keep a sooner from masturbating?
Write SEC on it and he can't beat it
What do they call a crime ring in Norman?
A Huddle
Why is it so difficult to solve a murder in Norman?
There are no dental records and the DNA is all the same
What do you call the sweat on two sooners making love?
Relative Humidity
Why can't Stoops eat cereal?
He chokes when he gets near bowls
What do you call a smart, good looking girl on the Oklahoma campus?
A visitor
Why doesn't Texas fall into the Gulf of Mexico?
Because Oklahoma sucks!
In all seriousness, hope it is a great game!
In the spirit of fun, I posted a few clean(ish) jokes.
Why do sooners smell so bad?
So the blind can hate them as well.
How do you find a crazy person in the crowd?
Yell Boomer
How do you keep a sooner from masturbating?
Write SEC on it and he can't beat it
What do they call a crime ring in Norman?
A Huddle
Why is it so difficult to solve a murder in Norman?
There are no dental records and the DNA is all the same
What do you call the sweat on two sooners making love?
Relative Humidity
Why can't Stoops eat cereal?
He chokes when he gets near bowls
What do you call a smart, good looking girl on the Oklahoma campus?
A visitor
Why doesn't Texas fall into the Gulf of Mexico?
Because Oklahoma sucks!
In all seriousness, hope it is a great game!
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Posted on 1/2/17 at 6:08 am to higgs_boson
Horrible
You PayPal me enough to purchase my next 1.75L of Wild Turkey
I will give you the 10 best Oklahoma jokes that if said in person and if you ain't a big boy you might find yourself waking up not knowing where you are
You PayPal me enough to purchase my next 1.75L of Wild Turkey
I will give you the 10 best Oklahoma jokes that if said in person and if you ain't a big boy you might find yourself waking up not knowing where you are
This post was edited on 1/2/17 at 6:09 am
Posted on 1/2/17 at 6:35 am to Sat on San Jancito
Don't hide, provide.
Put up or shutup.
Just try to keep them clean(ish)
Put up or shutup.
Just try to keep them clean(ish)
Posted on 1/2/17 at 6:37 am to higgs_boson
The good Oklahoma jokes have a price
I will Give you a lesser product for free
Like a good Arkansas or A&M joke
I will Give you a lesser product for free
Like a good Arkansas or A&M joke
Posted on 1/2/17 at 6:44 am to Sat on San Jancito
Well Hell some A&M ones are always welcome to.
Posted on 1/2/17 at 8:33 am to higgs_boson
Posted on 1/2/17 at 8:38 am to higgs_boson
quote:
In all seriousness, hope it is a great game!
That Auburn wins.
Posted on 1/2/17 at 9:21 am to Arksulli
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