Alabama, its Gameday.

My gosh you mouth breathing gump shite heads are so fricked, we are going to embarrass your midget on national television. You are done, put a gosh dang fork in it. Leonard Fournette is going to run all over your soft defense. Leonard fournette is going to hit foster so hard he might actually learn how to read. Arden key will break hurts, he will get shite on the whole entire game. Jalen hurts will not throw for over 200 yards nor will he run for over 200 yards. Alabama is about to go through a gosh damn purple and gold meat grinder. You will melt, we will melt because we won. Alaalalalalalalabama will lose, women will be beat and people will be killed because of Alabama losing. Try not to burn down your double wides you trashy fricks. Screw having a safe game I want LSU to inflict pain on your whole team.