re: OT - I hope y'all are ready for President Clinton *gag*

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1. There will never be unrestricted abortion. 2. We will never have gay marriage as the law of the land.
3. There will never be unrestricted rights of transsexuals to use the restroom of their choice.
4. We would never disregard existing immigration law.
5. Sanctuary cities for illegal immigrants is just a conservative fantasy. 6. You idiot. We will never have women serving along side men in the military. 7. Freedom of religion will never be compromised. But you best bake that cake for that gay couple regardless of your faith. Right wing religious nuts are just paranoid. 8. Islam is a religion of peace. You conservatives are just racist hate mongers. 9. They will never take away your guns in the UK. 10. And yea, they will never take away your guns in the U.S.........

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Better List...

1. Man landing on the moon was fake and done in Hollywood
2. Bar codes coming to grocery stores in the 70's are a sign of the beast
3. Paul McCartney is Dead
4. Elvis is Alive
5. New World Order is a secret society that has been striving for over a century to unite the world under one totalitarian style of government. They are now based in the Denver Airport
6. At Midnight 1-1-2000 all the computers will shut down and there will be massive looting of your food and guns
7. Facebook is funded and ran by the CIA
8. The US Mint is putting tracking material in paper money
9. Malaysian Airlines jet was hijacked and hidden in Afghanistan so they can fly it into a US building
10. And, the US Government will take our guns