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re: Post your favorite Aggie Jokes
Posted on 9/18/16 at 4:15 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Posted on 9/18/16 at 4:15 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Suzy is a third grader in College Station, and the daughter of an Aggie. One day she comes home and says to her father, "Daddy today we had to write the alphabet and I was the best in the class because I got all the way to T with only one mistake, and the rest of the class couldn't get past L." "Well, honey," the dad replied, "that's because you're the daughter of an Aggie."
The next day Suzy came home and said, "Daddy, today we did arithmetic and I was the best in the class because I could count to 90 with only making 3 mistakes and no one else could get past 50." "Well," the father replied, "that's because you're the daughter of an Aggie."
The next day Suzy came home, and said, "Daddy, I was in gym and we ran a mile. But when I was in the shower I noticed my chest was bigger than everyone else's. Is that because I'm the daughter of an Aggie?" "No, honey," the father replied, "That's because you're 18 years old."
The next day Suzy came home and said, "Daddy, today we did arithmetic and I was the best in the class because I could count to 90 with only making 3 mistakes and no one else could get past 50." "Well," the father replied, "that's because you're the daughter of an Aggie."
The next day Suzy came home, and said, "Daddy, I was in gym and we ran a mile. But when I was in the shower I noticed my chest was bigger than everyone else's. Is that because I'm the daughter of an Aggie?" "No, honey," the father replied, "That's because you're 18 years old."
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