re: Dumbest and weirdest names you've seen or heard

In the Jackson, MS phone book several years ago, before everyone had cell phones, was a Muslim dude named Abraham Shithead. It's pronounced Shi-theed in Terrorist talk. I saw it myself. The local news did a story on the guy complaining about all the rednecks calling his number and asking to speak to Mr shite Head. The phone company had to give him an unlisted number after that.