re: Devon Gales has feeling in his legs

Because the sky fairy gave them specialz powerez?

I once was blind, but now I see! Then, I turned to look upon Sodom and Gomorrah as the sky fairy raped and pillaged the two cities and was converted into a pillar of salt, which was kind of cool because salt was pretty expensive at the time and the kids took me to market and sold me to Nebuchadnezzar's manservant and they lived happily ever after as I was devoured by royalty as Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego partied down in the fiery furnace.

God works in mysterious ways.