What gay sex act would you perform on Saban to land him at UGA

Just wondering how many TRUE fans we actually have on board here and how many spineless sidewalk vermin that dont truly care about the program

Because I was lurking the tigerRant and saw some guy post that he'd pay neal degrasse tyson to warp him back 60 yrs so he could fondle 4yr old Saban. and it got like 11,000 upvotes. so I guess we know where they stand

So lets do this. Choose. validate your fanhood. I want to see whos willing to truly "hunker down"

1) Let Nick grab your ears and ejaculate in your hair. if youre a bald fellow obviously it defers to your moustache

2) Let Nick ride you like a mechanical bull with no condom for 15 minutes

3) Eat Nick's salad like groceries after a night of fajitas and Jaeger

4) Nick, harvey updyke, and reuban foster form a human centipede and you're the caboose

5) Really dont give a frick about uga, just likes to cry like a eunuch at a dick plantation when shite happens at uga you dont like


Im definitely level two. nicks clearly a spinner and I have a notoriously large package, so really he's taking the brunt of the sacrifice. he wouldn't be able to take it for 15min and Athens would be Titletown for years to come

So..what kind of fricking fan are YOU???