I really am not kidding when I say I wouldn't care if they pulled the scholarships for:

Marvin Zanders Quarterback 6-1 185 R-Fr. Jacksonville, Fla. Raines
Nate Brown Wide Receiver 6-3 205 So. Suwanee, Ga. North Gwinnett
Drew Lock Quarterback 6-4 205 Fr. Lee's Summit, Mo. Lee's Summit
Ryan Williams Tailback 6-0 180 Fr. Lee's Summit, Mo. Lee's Summit West
Marquise Doherty Tailback 6-1 205 Fr. Kansas City, Mo. Winnetonka
J'Mon Moore Wide Receiver 6-3 190 R-So. Missouri City, Texas Elkins
Maty Mauk Quarterback 6-0 200 R-Jr. Kenton, Ohio Kenton
Justin Smith Wide Receiver 6-7 200 Fr. Dublin, Ga. West Laurens
Eddie Printz Quarterback 6-3 205 R-So. Marietta, Ga. Lassiter
Jason Reese Tight End 6-5 250 R-So. Euless, Texas Trinity
Kendall Blanton Tight End 6-6 250 R-Fr. Blue Springs, Mo. Blue Springs South
Ray Wingo Wide Receiver 5-11 175 R-Fr. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis University High
Keyon Dilosa Wide Receiver 6-3 200 R-Fr. Round Rock, Texas Round Rock
DeSean Blair Wide Receiver 6-3 190 R-Fr. Jacksonville, Fla. Sandalwood
Wesley Leftwich Wide Receiver 6-1 205 R-Sr. Columbia, Mo. Hickman
Ish Witter Tailback 5-10 190 So. Tampa, Fla. Alonso
Cam Hilton Defensive Back 6-0 180 Fr. Morgan Steward Tailback 6-0 210 R-Jr. Kansas City, Mo. Staley
Fenton, Mo. Rockwood Summit
Chase Abbington Tailback 6-2 215 Jr. St. Louis, Mo. Fort Zumwalt South
Jordan Hill Offensive Lineman 6-2 270 R-So. Lee's Summit, Mo. Lee's Summit North
Nate Crawford Offensive Lineman 6-5 290 R-So. Pensacola, Fla. West
Sam Bailey Offensive Lineman 6-4 265 R-Fr. Lamar, Mo. Lamar
Alec Abeln Offensive Lineman 6-3 290 R-So. St. Louis, Mo. University
Taylor Chappell Offensive Lineman 6-5 305 R-Sr. Canadian, Texas Canadian
Brad McNulty Offensive Lineman 6-4 305 R-Sr. Allen, Texas Allen
Paul Adams Offensive Lineman 6-6 290 R-Fr. Nashville, Tenn. Christ Presbyterian
Tanner Owen Offensive Lineman 6-5 275 Fr. Kearney, Mo. Kearney
Mike Fairchild Offensive Lineman 6-5 295 R-Fr. Overland Park, Kan. Blue Valley West
AJ Harris Offensive Lineman 6-4 285 Fr. Stilwell, Kan. Blue Valley
Malik Cuellar Offensive Lineman 6-5 300 Jr. Fortuna, Calif. City College of San Francisco
Kevin Pendleton Offensive Lineman 6-4 315 R-Fr. Lee's Summit, Mo. Lee's Summit West
Clay Rhodes Offensive Lineman 6-5 280 R-So. Stilwell, Kan. Blue Valley
Mitch Hall Offensive Lineman 6-5 310 R-Sr. Russellville, Ark. Russellville
Andy Bauer Offensive Lineman 6-3 310 R-Fr. St. Louis, Mo. De Smet
Sean Culkin Tight End 6-6 245 R-Jr. Indian Rocks Beach, Fla. Christian
Emanuel Hall Wide Receiver 6-3 200 Fr. Franklin, Tenn. Centennial
Richaud Floyd Wide Receiver 5-11 165 Fr. Gulfport, Miss. Gulfport
Tyler Hanneke Defensive Lineman 6-4 235 R-Jr. St. Charles, Mo. St. Charles West

Either they play already and suck or they suck so bad they can't even beat out the guys on the field.

Either that or the coaches really suck for not playing better guys.