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re: SEC stepchild member Mizzou has new helmets ...
Posted on 11/11/15 at 6:17 pm to Mizz-SEC
Posted on 11/11/15 at 6:17 pm to Mizz-SEC
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Do the world a favor.
Fire up your SUV.
Vent the exhaust into your Cockaboose.
And seal yourself in.
I do that ... for a buzz. 'Cause I'm a fricking dyed in the wool bad arse. Trust me. I'm old as your grandpappy and I am drinking moonshine right now, just toked some wicked weed out of a tinfoil pipe, and I still make more money off the interest I make off the money I've made that you will ever make in your life ... no braggin' ... just sitting here telling it like it is right now.
Unlike you Mizzou fricks.
If y'all had one, just one, scrooster on that pussy campus of yours none of this shite would be happening to y'all ... 'cause I would have hired a couple of pipe smoking crack heads over to feed that hunger striker of yours, crack head dicks, until he agreed to eat collard greens for the first time in his 5% privileged life that my American gave him ... because this is a great country.
And he would. He'd be a wimpering fat boy in five minues.
Then I would have rallied the big boosters to fire Pinkel's arse. He would have been escorted out by two big bald badass brothers who served in the 82nd and are pissed off at his arse ... there are plenty of them.
Then I would have directed the SID to issue the following statement.
"We are empathetic with the plight of certain minorities 'within the minority' (we'll refer to them as the micro-minority) angry activist black people and white guilt folks (sic) ... and we will always support our players if they are threatened or unappreciated or even if they feel their little patooties are dry and need greasing. But otherwise, we have directed our student athletes that if they wish to continue to be student athletes, they stay the frick outta politics and forget about this rich fat boy on the hunger strike who drives a Mercedes ... and instead just do what they signed the scholarship to do. Otherwise, don't let the proud Mizzou door hit them on their activist asses the way the frick out outta here."
But hey, that's me and that's why I only contribute the money to pay the coaches and the SIDs.
#gtfoMizzou
This post was edited on 11/11/15 at 6:20 pm
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