re: Dear GATA

Im not 100% sure to be honest with you. I mean, I am but im not. A buddy of mine gave me a few nerve pills when I got off work friday and I went to world of beer that night

This is what I know. I was still in the hotel as of friday. I got hungry at some point that night and went to WOB. I was supposed to talk with my girl on the phone that night at some predetermined time. Apparently at WOB or some other local event I met a mexican chick that looked like dora the explorer, because thats what I woke up next to. In a different hotel room that I rented that wasnt the other hotel room I had. I still dont understand that part. I just know I woke up nude next to dora and didnt see a condom wrapper in sight, which made me want to cry

But I got up mid morning and hauled arse while she was still laying there. I had a shite ton of weed in my truck that a friend gave me in exchange for two commercial dehumidifiers I had for sale and was supposed to be in Winder at 10am to sell said weed to another guy. So I was racing up 85 still in a xanax daze with a 1/2 lb of tree under my seat hearing " im the map. Im the map. Im the map" in my head and wondering if I have aids now

I checked my phone at some point to see that I had various pics of doras vagina and butthole and realized I had dialed my girl around 3 in the morning. butt dialed, nut dialed, whatever. So clearly its not a good situation

I texted spanky while I was lost trying to get to winder in search of support. He called me a fricking idiot and offered no such support

That's what I know