Nick Saban looks like he spends every night losing blood to the mutant "The Hills Have Eyes" fanbase he's chosen to live with.

He was straight up aphasic last night at his presser.

Either that or was plugging the Tibetian Monks next release:

"Uuuuuuuummmmmmmmm...60 minutes...uuuuuummmmmmm...the process..."

Truth is, Bammers love Saban and it is NOT reciprocated.

Never was.

Never will be.

Yall are just a meal ticket to him, till he can split and live full time/ retire to his favorite abode...isn't it out in Georgia?

out where Deliverance was filmed?

There's a hint for ya.

Deliverance from TTown. From the whole befrigged state, even.

He's a hired gun, an assassin, paid handsomely to do his thing and yall make statues and shite.
He don't love ya hoes, he's out da doe...

But these last years in incest land have sapped him, mind and spirit- having no emotional investment in your job will tend to do that. He loved the game, maybe still does, but not Bammerland.

Yall have sucked him dry, and what little he has left is squandered on his inept O-coordinator. What a bad idea Lane was...kinda like passing on Drew...OOps...ummmmmm...ummmmmm.

The decline is due, and Noone feels it more than the drooling, wife beating fanbase that knows if Bama isn't winning life becomes unendurable.

Maybe he steps down after this year...soon, if not.