re: The thing that makes Bert's heart smile

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And Lord Saban doesn't? Monkey tits uses strange phrases every time he opens his mouth.

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Saban has his gaffes. But they aren't creepy. Bert somehow brings up food and sex, way too often for a damn football coach in a press conference.

I have a feeling that when he was cooking "breakfast for Jen" and cooked an entire pound of bacon for himself, he probably used a couple of those raw slices to jerk off with, while he "waited an hour" for the eggs to cook. We know why those eggs took an hour, Bert.