re: Embarrassing stories from your childhood

I have one similar but worse, my friend and I were camping on his family's original homestead in a one room cabin built way back when in the second Austin colony. We had found this big old thick iron safe missing it's door and put it inside for a fire box (it was winter and cold at night). So we build a fire in it and at around 11 we go to sleep, I am woke up by a pain in my shoulder only to realize the tinderbox 100+ year old cabin is on fire and so is my Carhartt jacket. I wake Russell up and we get out in time to watch his great x4 grandfather's hand built cabin go up in flames. His dad wore both our 15 year old asses out told my parents I was no longer welcome at their house and the only place anyone saw Russell for the next 2 years was at school.