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Posted on 7/11/15 at 11:28 am to DocHoliday11
Posted on 7/11/15 at 11:28 am to DocHoliday11
I was born with a severely deviated septum so for the first 18 years of my life I could only really breathe out of one nostril... So, closed off nostril caused immense congestion problems
Fifth grade, sitting at lunch with the girl I had the biggest crush on... She was finally giving me the time of day and it was my time to shine
All if a sudden I feel the urge to sneeze, so to be polite I try to hold it in... All this does is cause so much pressure that snot bursts out and literally covers my entire face/mouth/chin (it would've looked like a scene from the good parts of the interwebz)
Needless to say I'm sitting there in a panic trying to wipe it off with my hands which only makes it worse annnnnd crush laughs at me... It was a bad day
Fifth grade, sitting at lunch with the girl I had the biggest crush on... She was finally giving me the time of day and it was my time to shine
All if a sudden I feel the urge to sneeze, so to be polite I try to hold it in... All this does is cause so much pressure that snot bursts out and literally covers my entire face/mouth/chin (it would've looked like a scene from the good parts of the interwebz)
Needless to say I'm sitting there in a panic trying to wipe it off with my hands which only makes it worse annnnnd crush laughs at me... It was a bad day
This post was edited on 7/11/15 at 11:33 am
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Posted on 7/11/15 at 8:50 pm to WhistlinDixie15
Not really embarrassing but this thread reminded me.
Some baptist missionaries moved in next door when I was little. Big in the church and had just returned from some weird place. They were complete slobs. I mean their house was a wreck all the time. I mean disgusting.
My older sister and a friend went into their house while they were at church and totally cleaned the place up. Washed dishes and everything. The only funny thing they did was to short sheet the parents bed.
And that was the only thing they ever heard about was the Dad complaining about how someone short sheeted their bed.
Some baptist missionaries moved in next door when I was little. Big in the church and had just returned from some weird place. They were complete slobs. I mean their house was a wreck all the time. I mean disgusting.
My older sister and a friend went into their house while they were at church and totally cleaned the place up. Washed dishes and everything. The only funny thing they did was to short sheet the parents bed.
And that was the only thing they ever heard about was the Dad complaining about how someone short sheeted their bed.
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