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re: Embarrassing stories from your childhood
Posted on 7/10/15 at 12:45 pm to CrimsonTideMD
Posted on 7/10/15 at 12:45 pm to CrimsonTideMD
I have one similar. Was in like 3rd grade and someone was picking on me regarding my first name (it's bad)... Well I got upset and my mom asked me what was wrong. After i told her the story I added "he's fat and ugly. His mom wouldn't even want to kiss him if she ate a whole bottle of Viagra" my mom goes what???? I go yeah mom it makes adults want to kiss each other
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Posted on 7/10/15 at 2:53 pm to DocHoliday11
Same carpool kids, only this time it was 2 brothers/neighbors who rode with us.
Their mom was driving. Older brother (9ish) starts bawling when his younger brother (7ish) whacks him, calling "Punch Bug!!!!!"
Younger brother, fearing he's about to get in trouble, yells at older brother, "You're such a pussy."
His mom backhands him, and I thought the window was gonna break bc his head hit it so hard. "Do you know what that means!?!?!?!", mom screamed.
Through whimpers and tears the younger bro answers, "yeah, it's like a wussy."
Good times
Their mom was driving. Older brother (9ish) starts bawling when his younger brother (7ish) whacks him, calling "Punch Bug!!!!!"
Younger brother, fearing he's about to get in trouble, yells at older brother, "You're such a pussy."
His mom backhands him, and I thought the window was gonna break bc his head hit it so hard. "Do you know what that means!?!?!?!", mom screamed.
Through whimpers and tears the younger bro answers, "yeah, it's like a wussy."
Good times
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