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re: Embarrassing stories from your childhood
Posted on 7/10/15 at 11:53 am to DocHoliday11
Posted on 7/10/15 at 11:53 am to DocHoliday11
My grandmother was chauffeuring our after-school car pool group of kids to baseball practice. I was 8 at the time.
Neenaw was chastising me for horsing around with my brother in the back seat, and doing one of those mom moves where she was slapping at me with her right hand while trying to continue driving with her left.
Well, I thought I had learned a new vocabulary word apt for the moment.
"Gahhhh, Neenaw, you're so HORNY!!!"
:cringe:
I never hear the word ornery without thinking back upon that moment
Neenaw was chastising me for horsing around with my brother in the back seat, and doing one of those mom moves where she was slapping at me with her right hand while trying to continue driving with her left.
Well, I thought I had learned a new vocabulary word apt for the moment.
"Gahhhh, Neenaw, you're so HORNY!!!"
:cringe:
I never hear the word ornery without thinking back upon that moment
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Posted on 7/10/15 at 12:45 pm to CrimsonTideMD
I have one similar. Was in like 3rd grade and someone was picking on me regarding my first name (it's bad)... Well I got upset and my mom asked me what was wrong. After i told her the story I added "he's fat and ugly. His mom wouldn't even want to kiss him if she ate a whole bottle of Viagra" my mom goes what???? I go yeah mom it makes adults want to kiss each other
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