Started By
Message
re: Embarrassing stories from your childhood
Posted on 7/10/15 at 12:16 am to DocHoliday11
Posted on 7/10/15 at 12:16 am to DocHoliday11
Sophomore year I was going down on a highschool girlfriend, and her mother walked in to say goodnight. 
The mom, who was a really nice, albeit conservative lady, shut the door quickly while mumbling something. We quickly put our clothes on and proceeded to freak out. I remember standing there with my girlfriend not wanting to leave the room.
So we finally get up the courage to go downstairs so that I can go home, and sure enough her mom is waiting for us at the kitchen table with the light on. We all three, mother, daughter and myself sat down and proceeded to have a fifteen minute conversation about respecting each other's bodies and "being safe".
Looking back it couldn't have gone down any better than that, but it was mortifying as a fifteen year old. Thankfully she didn't wake the dad up, and I don't think she ever told him. Needless to say it took several weeks before I could work up the courage to go back to her house.
The mom, who was a really nice, albeit conservative lady, shut the door quickly while mumbling something. We quickly put our clothes on and proceeded to freak out. I remember standing there with my girlfriend not wanting to leave the room. So we finally get up the courage to go downstairs so that I can go home, and sure enough her mom is waiting for us at the kitchen table with the light on. We all three, mother, daughter and myself sat down and proceeded to have a fifteen minute conversation about respecting each other's bodies and "being safe".
Looking back it couldn't have gone down any better than that, but it was mortifying as a fifteen year old. Thankfully she didn't wake the dad up, and I don't think she ever told him. Needless to say it took several weeks before I could work up the courage to go back to her house.
1
Posted on 7/10/15 at 2:34 am to betweenthebara
my mom works out of town, she sales insurane and sold in Mississippi, tenn and Arkansas so she would be gone for days at a time. i pretty much had my own house when i was 15. as long as my grades were up an i didn't get in trouble my mom was pretty cool.
one day, before work this girl i was talking to at work spent the night over my house and we decided to get a quickie in before we went to work, and we were so busy going at it i didn't hear the garage door coming up so i'm all in it doggy style and my mom walks in the door.
luckily i had to be at work so i just left. she told my dad and was like "and.. that's what 17 year old's do lol they have sex". AS long as he wrapped up i really don't are lol
one day, before work this girl i was talking to at work spent the night over my house and we decided to get a quickie in before we went to work, and we were so busy going at it i didn't hear the garage door coming up so i'm all in it doggy style and my mom walks in the door.
luckily i had to be at work so i just left. she told my dad and was like "and.. that's what 17 year old's do lol they have sex". AS long as he wrapped up i really don't are lol
Page 1 of 1
Popular
Back to top
Follow SECRant for SEC Football News