re: Post something about our program that you would never admit on tRant

Here's my impression of Dave South ordering at a drive-thru:

Drive-Thru Attendant: Welcome to shite-Burger, would you like to try our Mad-Corn Mudburger?

Dave South: (ignoring the question) It's 5:34 p.m. a hot afternoon, 103 the high, partly cloudy with a slight chance of rain. The $4.35 Skid-Stain Burger, I will have. The pickles, hold. On, leave the onions. No, take them off, and give me a PEPSI!!! IT'S A PEPSI!!!! No a Coke, no, no, oh Doctor....a Pepper...A Dr. Pepper. Never mind, I will have a water. Never mind, I am not hungry. I will have a salad. Cancel that, brought to you by Learfield Sport, thank you and good night.

DT-A: So.....did you want to try the Mudburger? I got confused.....

Dave South: (dead air)

DT-A: Hello? What the frick just happened? (said every Aggie fan who has ever listened to the Texas Aggie Radio Network with Dave South)




Now for something I would not admit on tRant:

frickLSU®


Oh, wait....I would admit that on tRant.