1. Bama has a 9-3 or 10-2 regular season, mostly depending on defense to get there.

2. Arkansas has a 9-3 or 10-2 regular season, with the Bama game in TTown being the tie-breaker for the winner of the west. I see a Bama win there by a slim margin similar to last season, unfortunately.

3. LSU will win a couple "big" games against their SEC west foes that they are about equally matched with, but drop a few games against SEC west foes that they out-talent.

Bonuses:

4. One of the Mississippi schools will be in the hunt for the SECW for the first 3/4 of the season, falling off towards the end. The other will be surprisingly mediocre and drop games they shouldn't.

5. Kentucky will be relatively competitive in the east and show vast improvement, still not competing for greater than 3rd or 4th place however.

6. Auburn's season will almost mirror the previous season, except exchanging a loss at Arkansas for a win at home vs. a different opponent. (No homerism here, I think the Hogs will be over-hyped for this game at home)

7. A&M fans will be disappointed and LSU will continue their streak against them in convincing fashion, after Chavis over-compensates against his former team and shits the bed. A&M's offense will be ranked 3-4th in the SEC, defense will be 10th-11th.

SUPER BONUS:

8. Tenn fans agree to shave their eyebrows to show solidarity with their embattled QB, who makes a Tebow-like apology speech after dropping a game they shouldn't have. Unfortunately this act does not work, and Tennessee continues to struggle while going 6-6 or 7-5. But hey, at least everyone looks pretty silly together!

This post was edited on 7/5/15 at 4:07 pm