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re: Finebaum Trigger Words - Time to Vote!!!
Posted on 6/24/15 at 12:16 pm to Robert Goulet
Posted on 6/24/15 at 12:16 pm to Robert Goulet
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First of all, to understand what happened to Killz, you gotta understand who Killz the poster WAS. Now, Killz was born to a three-legged bitch mother. And he was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that, he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz. He's a small-time gunrunner and, uh, rottweiler fight promoter. So he puts Killz into training, next thing you know Killz is GOOD! He is DAMN good! But then, he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother Nibbles. And Killz said, "No, man, that's my brother, I can't fight Nibbles!" And he made him fight anyway. And then Killz, Killed Nibbles. And Killz said, "That's it!" And he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he ffffffff-FREAKED OUT. And then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart... no longer beat. Wow.
I love you man! You just jumped into my top 10 favorite posters.
Good stuff, bruh!
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