re: Bama: Post Saban

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If Bama hires Dildo Sweeney I will fap so hard my dick will fall off.

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Review of post:

auNeck mentions a dildo, his dick, and Bama as he attempts to relate to us some sort of weird hick sexual ritual that apparently revolves around the Crimson Tide.

My message to college football fans that may not be familiar with the auNecks--- be afraid, be cautious around them, and always, always watch your back, iykwimaityd.