re: "saving seats" at a graduation ceremony

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I have before at a condo building and the towel I happened to move was apparently the towel of the condo owner's board president. I only moved it because I was reading the paper while the wife and kids were finishing getting ready to go eat lunch. I was in the chair, not even in a bathing suit, maybe 15 minutes and when she came down there you'd have thought I tried to rape her with the way she reacted. She kept condescendingly asking me which unit I was renting and didn't like when I told her none of her business.

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