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Posted on 5/20/15 at 9:54 am to
Posted by Hardy_Har
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 5/20/15 at 9:54 am to
Geoff quit on us with 3 games left. There could be a myriad of reasons why, so let's name some possibilities:

-Realized if Bruce Jenner could do it, he could too.

- Started cheating with an OT 10

- Was paid by UGA with REC funnelled $$ to drop MSU out of the #1 spot with UGA DC promises.

- Has a warrant for his arrest in North Dakota

- Diagnosed with type II Dibeetus from th juice.

- Went cold turley off of opiates

- His old lady called him "Dak" during coitus

am I missing any?
Posted by Sancho Panza
La Habaña, Cuba
Member since Sep 2014
8161 posts
Posted on 5/20/15 at 10:10 am to
Justin Cox burglarized HIS home?
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