I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war

I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an a-hole
(He's an a-hole, what an a-hole)
I'm an a-hole
(He's an a-hole, such an a-hole)

I use public toilets and piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime saying
"How about this heat?"

I'm an a-hole
(He's an a-hole, what an a-hole)
I'm an a-hole
(He's the world's biggest a-hole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

I'm an a-hole
(He's an a-hole, what an a-hole)
I'm an a-hole
(He's a real fricking a-hole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an a-hole
(He's an a-hole, what an a-hole)
I'm an a-hole
(He's the world's biggest a-hole)

This post was edited on 5/8/15 at 7:24 am