re: Was About Fat Women... Now about Silicon Valley, etc.

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It's been hot and humid.

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Well, I got hot and humid last night. It took me about 2 weeks to find the craziest woman in all of Silicon Valley. It's a good story, but I only have time for a summary.

- I won't name names, but she is a mid-level exec that works for big company that uses a piece of fruit for its logo.
- I picked her up at 7. She wasn't off of her phone for more than 5 minutes until I dropped her off.
- When she wasn't on her phone, all she wanted to talk about was red wine. I truly hate wine snobs.
- During dinner I was wondering if it would be OK to go to the bathroom and then sneak out the back door.
- After dinner, she tells me that she is having a good time, and she calls her 14-year-old daughter and tells her that she will be back late or maybe she will stay out all night depending on how things go.
- I take her home immediately, and she starts in on me.

A) I am intimidated by powerful women.
B) I am intimidated by women that are in charge of their sexuality.
C) I am intimidated by a woman that wants to frick like a man, i.e., when she feels like it.

I am doing my best to maintain my composure. All she wants to do is bait me into an argument. I am not buying.

Since I dropped her off, she has sent me 32 texts. Half are insults. Half are stupid shite like, "You would like me if you were banging me from behind right now."

Sheesh. Drop it. You've been dumped.