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re: Fellow southerners - why do we keep electing fools?
Posted on 3/14/15 at 10:16 pm to Roger Klarvin
Posted on 3/14/15 at 10:16 pm to Roger Klarvin
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If you tried to have sex with a non-human primate you would lose your dick.
If you're lucky. I don't think humans understand just how strong they are. It's crazy.
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Posted on 3/14/15 at 10:18 pm to Prof
Posted on 3/14/15 at 10:21 pm to Prof
My dad's cousin worked at a zoo for years in Colorado. He had his right shoulder dislocated by an infant chimp once who was just trying to play with him. It grabbed his hand arm and effortlessly yanked it out of socket.
They are terrifyingly strong. A full grown chimp could easily tear you in half.
They are terrifyingly strong. A full grown chimp could easily tear you in half.
Posted on 3/15/15 at 11:59 pm to Prof
No they don't know. Most people know less about the natural world than the political world.
A 130lb chimp will attack you and rip your face off. If people don't believe it they should look up victims of a chimp attacks. They usually have little to no face left, and are badly disfigured. The bonobos are the only non-violent members of the great apes.
A 130lb chimp will attack you and rip your face off. If people don't believe it they should look up victims of a chimp attacks. They usually have little to no face left, and are badly disfigured. The bonobos are the only non-violent members of the great apes.
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