re: Daily Chief Thread™: Chavis Hopes to End Career at A&M

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January 2011: Our former NFL head coach is going to destroy your mediocre team. SEC *spits* You don't have a speed or skill advantage. We have Texas Recruits.

2012: Our Heisman trophy candidate quarterback is going to embarass you. LSU can't come in to Kyle and get a win. LSU hasn't won at Kyle in two decades. Your offense is garbage. We have a Big 12 offense and a defense that can hold up against Big 12 offenses. We've come a long way since the Florida game, and you guys aren't Florida.

2013: LSU is garbage. Your defense is depleted and your offense can't keep up with John fricking Football. Death Valley isn't anything compared to Kyle. We will embarrass you.

2014: Your team is overrated. You can't win at Kyle on Thanksgiving. You are one dimensional and even our defense can stop a run attack when we know that is all you can do.

February 2015: Just be aware that if we ever beat you, it will be devastating because we never beat you. In a way, we've really just been setting you up for a big time defeat at some later time.

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Accuracy here is remarkably precise. We keep being told how we're going to lose and then when it doesn't happen, the discussion immediately turns to "Next Year" or "Just wait and see!!!"