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Posted on 2/18/15 at 9:28 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
folks need to break the ice. i'm bored and almost buzzed to point of bed// some frickers need to entertain me..
This post was edited on 2/18/15 at 9:29 pm
Posted on 2/18/15 at 9:43 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
I told this story under a different username a few years ago..
so i used to smoke crack lol. let's jsut get that out the way first and foremost. spare your jokes i've heard them all lol. been clean for 6 and a half years BTW
anyway now that we have that over and done with.. there was this house that i used to go over as I never liked to smoke alone and i NEVER smoked in my own house. I didn't like the motherfrickers knowing where i lived and shite.
Anyway so there were these 3 people hat lives in this house all of them smoked. one of them was kinda like handicapped and shite, older dude. He had this electric wheelchair and I would always sit in it when we were all in the living room.
It NEVER failed. I'd be all cool and shite then I"d get my dope and i'd take a hit and next thing you know i take off in the electric wheel chair lol. I'd be all over their damn house in the bathroom in the bedroom, take a hit, go somewhere else lol. They couldn't say shite because i was the one buying they weren't going to kick me out so i would just sit there for hours smoking dope and riding around on the electric wheel chair.
"Every time i would come over they would be like "dude please leave the wheelchair alone" and i would be like man i'm good i'm gonna leave it alone. Sure enough i'd take a hit and i was gone. I'd go outside lol, up and down the street lol. It was pretty awesome
so i used to smoke crack lol. let's jsut get that out the way first and foremost. spare your jokes i've heard them all lol. been clean for 6 and a half years BTW
anyway now that we have that over and done with.. there was this house that i used to go over as I never liked to smoke alone and i NEVER smoked in my own house. I didn't like the motherfrickers knowing where i lived and shite.
Anyway so there were these 3 people hat lives in this house all of them smoked. one of them was kinda like handicapped and shite, older dude. He had this electric wheelchair and I would always sit in it when we were all in the living room.
It NEVER failed. I'd be all cool and shite then I"d get my dope and i'd take a hit and next thing you know i take off in the electric wheel chair lol. I'd be all over their damn house in the bathroom in the bedroom, take a hit, go somewhere else lol. They couldn't say shite because i was the one buying they weren't going to kick me out so i would just sit there for hours smoking dope and riding around on the electric wheel chair.
"Every time i would come over they would be like "dude please leave the wheelchair alone" and i would be like man i'm good i'm gonna leave it alone. Sure enough i'd take a hit and i was gone. I'd go outside lol, up and down the street lol. It was pretty awesome
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