re: USC's basketball program has a couple achievements that UK's never will

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South Carolina usher trying to make UK fan put on South Carolina shirt to sit in student section

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Humm, does not say where she would have to wear it?

She could wear it as a scarf
She could stuff it down her backside for padded seating
She could stuff it down her shirt for lumpy breast enhancement
She could get the kids around her to cheer for a free shirt and toss it to the one who yelled the loudest