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Posted on 1/18/15 at 9:13 pm to hg
Why do you guys want a rivalry so much?
It is just not there . . . you're just not attractive enough. Maybe . . . maybe . . . if it's 2:00 am and we're staggering out the bar, unable to drive, and you have the keys . . .
Nah.
Still not enough. I'll call a cab or go back in and talk to that chick with the orange hair and nose ring. At least I'll have an interesting story to tell my friends.
It is just not there . . . you're just not attractive enough. Maybe . . . maybe . . . if it's 2:00 am and we're staggering out the bar, unable to drive, and you have the keys . . .
Nah.
Still not enough. I'll call a cab or go back in and talk to that chick with the orange hair and nose ring. At least I'll have an interesting story to tell my friends.
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