re: Landon Collins shares letter to fans after declaring for the NFL Draft

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I can't put into words because I can't spell without a grad assistant what these past three years have meant to me not only in my development as a punk-arse-bitch but even more importantly as a bitch-arse-punk. I came in as a 18 year old boy who wanted nothing more than cash money from Corch Saban and wear the prestigious "$$$" on my ride an shite. Corch Saban along with all the other handlers at Bama have not only paid me on the field but also showed me the money I would get to succeed with the soristitute bitches outside of football. Cash money, bitches and RMFTR are not only words in a dictionary but the actual way of life taught to me during my time at the University of Alabama. I can dishonestly say I am a better shitbag after spending the last 3 years in Tuscaloosa.

Now that they can't hide my grades and attendance any longer the next step in my cash-money-journey be here and I will dearly miss all my teammates who I go to strip clubs with. I have no doubt it is true when they say the best time of your life is when them bitches dive for singles and I wouldn't have picked a different strip club to spend that time in.

Lastly but certainly not least I want to thank all the Roll Tide fans not in jail currently that can read this that took a young punk from New Orleans and took him in as one of their own and gave him cash and cars and shite. I fed my face at Popeyes and Zaxbys off the cash you all showed me in envelopes every Saturday at the games and can't start to thank you for enough being the BEST tree-killing mouth-breathers IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL!

Thank you all for da cash-moneeee,

Landon Collins
#RollTide4cash

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