You poor schmucks thought other SEC fanbases would bow down to your bitch dog cult and weird shite, and would be carpeting your path with rose petals, and all the meanies from the Southwest Conference would be ancient history.

Instead, it didn't take long to get sick of your shite, and once again you're a laughingstock to your conference "mates."

Now you're whining about the big hard cock you've been riding for three years isn't as tumid as it once was (Alabama) and you're openly looking for another one to ride.

Get a goddamn life already.

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Posted by cardboardboxer

Member since Apr 2012

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Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:37 pm to texashorn

You completely missed the point of my OP.

And you changed flaccid to tumid (which honestly I had to look up) while I was responding to your post so you obviously know more about penises than me Mr. Longhorn. You win the thread almighty cock master.

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Posted by dbeck

Member since Nov 2014

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Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:46 pm to texashorn

Hey texashorn, I've got a question for you. How in the mother frick did you guys only manage 2 rushing yards in the Texas bowl when you have 2 5* running backs?

You guys had the lowest total yards of any fbs school in any game the entire season