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Which is better for nookie? Weddings or Funerals??
Posted on 1/8/15 at 6:05 pm
Posted on 1/8/15 at 6:05 pm
When I was younger, it was definitely weddings - could always plan on picking some up. Just got back from a funeral yesterday - now that Im in my late 50s -- Im about to decide they may be better for strange than weddings.
Any opinions?
Any opinions?
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 6:09 pm to rootisback
Tell us more about the funeral.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 6:10 pm to rootisback
funeral. i can console them cooters. i wish they was coast cooters though.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 6:11 pm to diddydirtyAubie
You pervert you. You know, go back home, re-connect -- sad women needing comforting--- next thing you know her panties are on the chandelier and you are wrapped in latex ... it happens
Posted on 1/8/15 at 6:13 pm to Geaux Damn Tigers
We've seen this alter before. Things could get interesting on the OTB tonight 
Posted on 1/8/15 at 6:15 pm to rootisback
We're going to need some pics to confirm.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 6:23 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Sorry -- don't do pics when Im tied up. Call me tech un=savvy
Posted on 1/8/15 at 6:23 pm to rootisback
Benn hit on twice at a funeral. Both were years ago when I was in my 20s.
One was the friend of my cousin at my uncle's funeral. I wasn't interested her. I was interested in another of the friends who wasn't interested in me.
The other was the smokin' hot girlfriend of one my very good friends who was killed in an auto accident. I was too pissed at her to take her up on it. He was a damned good guy who cared about her, and that sorry bitch was hitting on his friends at his funeral.
One was the friend of my cousin at my uncle's funeral. I wasn't interested her. I was interested in another of the friends who wasn't interested in me.
The other was the smokin' hot girlfriend of one my very good friends who was killed in an auto accident. I was too pissed at her to take her up on it. He was a damned good guy who cared about her, and that sorry bitch was hitting on his friends at his funeral.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 6:27 pm to SavageOrangeJug
Sorry for your loss -- but you got to make hay while the sun is shining... bet you wish you had now, huh?
But gotta respect the whole friend, bro code thing. Never been put in that dilemma at a funeral.
But gotta respect the whole friend, bro code thing. Never been put in that dilemma at a funeral.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 6:33 pm to rootisback
Who the hell goes fishing at a funeral? If it's a relative that died then there's like a 70% chance that chick you want to bang is a cousin.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 6:40 pm to PrivatePublic
so you struck out wif yo cuz?
Posted on 1/8/15 at 6:41 pm to rootisback
Don't forget to call upstairs for meatloaf at dinner time, scum.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 6:58 pm to rootisback
Someone's been watching Wedding Crashers
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:55 pm to rootisback
Why not do both? I fricked my wife after her wedding and I plan on fricking her after her funeral.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:58 pm to genro
"I fricked my wife after her wedding and I plan on fricking her after her funeral."
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Probably same response both times
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Probably same response both times
Posted on 1/8/15 at 8:10 pm to rootisback
I don't know how i'll respond
Posted on 1/8/15 at 8:12 pm to genro
quote:
Why not do both? I fricked my wife after her wedding and I plan on fricking her after her funeral.
there's the old genro. fricking classic.
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