re: If you're a new ag to the board, read before you post

The OP recommendations should be required reading material for all newbs and/or recent zoo exiles! Masterful job!

My suggestion?
Help me out with a matching movie quote, but all Aggies have license to the registered service/trademark "frickLSU®." I am the (make believe) owner of this (make believe) mark and have sole (make believe) authority to grant said license. Use it wisely, only on the Rant, and remember, it is the answer to all trolling or shitty offseason questions or topics.

Example:
Q: Why are Aggys so nut-grabbing gay?

A: Because frickLSU®! That's why!


Q: Why can't Mark Richt regain control of this program?

A: Because frickLSU®!


Q: How the hell did this shitty Ole Miss team beat Bama?

A: Because frickLSU®!


In following the recommended movie theme suggestion, this practice has the feel of the Goodfellows "frick you, pay me" theme. The frickLSU® service/trademark is best used when the topic has nothing whatsoever to do with LSU or fricking, but feel free to use it frequently when discussing the fricking of LSU. Go easy on its use at first until you get the feel and flavor of how to most effectively employ the mark.

Happy trolling, and please adhere to all recommendations in the OP. Thanks, and Gig'em.