re: Dear Alabama

I really didn't think it could be true
But I read this shite from fans of Mizzou
It makes me wish we could lock the doors
And listen to 'em scream, whimpering roars,
That's right, I have the urge to "Begin The Purge'!
So Slive it's time to axe Mizzou
But dare I say, do you have it in ya?
If you do, we start a new,
And land the team from West Virginia.